Give your little one a good giggle with our huge selection of hilarious Easter jokes – from silly puns to classic knock knock jokes and all the best punchlines ...

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Kids absolutely love a good joke , whether it's being told one, telling one themselves, or making one up! And with Easter just around the corner, it's a great occasion to 'crack' out some 'egg-cellent' (sorry!) jokes to entertain the family with.

Your little ones will love the jokes we've got – from gags about the Easter Bunny, to Easter eggs and chocolates. Then there's the good old-fashioned knock knock jokes younger kids will love too!

Read on and enjoy...

Knock knock Easter jokes

1. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny's been eating all my Easter chocolate!

2. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up and find all the eggs!

3. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?

4. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?

5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?

6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to find some Easter eggs!

7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to find an Easter egg?

8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?

9. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi the eggs around the house.

10. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, Easter will be back next year!

General Easter jokes for kids

1. Where does Easter take place every year?
Where eggs marks the spot!

2. How can you make Easter preparations quicker?
Use the eggs-press lane!

3. What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats?
Eggs-ercise!

4. What's the best way to make Easter easier?
Put an "i" where the "t" is.

5. What kind of jewellery is the best Easter gift?
A 14-carrot gold necklace!

6. What happens if you get married on Easter?
You live hoppily ever after.

7. What comes at the end of Easter?
The letter "r"

8. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
An oyster bunny!

9. What’s red and blue and makes your Easter basket soggy?
Colourful scrambled eggs

10. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro.

11. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
To meet up with her Peeps.

Easter Bunny jokes

1. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

2. What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

3. How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?
Hare spray.

4. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He eggs-ercises.

5. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?
Egg-spelled.

6. What the Easter Bunny’s favourite dance move?
The bunny hop.

7. What kind of bunny can't hop?
A chocolate bunny.

8. What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny?
A honey bunny.

9. How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare-plane.

10. What is Easter Bunny’s favourite kind of music?
Hip-hop!

11. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing you.

12. Who do you call when a rabbit needs a hair cut?
The Hare Dresser.

13. What kind of books do bunnies read?
The ones with hoppy endings!

14. What do you call a bunny in a kilt?
Hopscotch.

15. What do bunnies sing at birthday parties?
Hoppy birthday to you!

16. What do you call a bunny with oodles of money?
A billion-hare!

17. What do you call a holiday that bunnies go when when they first get married?
Bunnymoon!

18. What do you call two bunnies racing down the road?
The fast and the furriest.

19. Which bunnies were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde!

20. Where do Easter bunnies go to dance?
To the Basket ball!

21. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Hare-obics.

22. What kind of rabbit tells jokes?
A funny bunny.

23. Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee?
It's a tender tail...

24. How do you write a letter to an Easter Bunny?
Use hare-mail.

25. Why couldn't the Easter Bunny watch his favourite show?
Because his TV was scrambled!

Easter egg jokes

1. What did one Easter egg say to the other?
Heard any good yolks today?

2. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
An egg-straterrestrial!

3. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

4. What do you call a very tired Easter egg?
Eggs-austed.

5. Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs?
It needed an eggs-terminator!

6. Why did the Easter egg hide?
It was a little chicken.

7. What's an Easter egg's least favourite day?
Fry-day.

8. What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolk-er.

9. Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
They don't want to get beat up!

10. I was going to tell you a joke about an egg …
… but it's not all it's cracked up to be.

More fun Easter ideas

• Kids at a loose end? Why not try some of these fun Easter crafts at home?
• We've also got loads of suggestions for Easter games you can play, indoors or outdoors.
• You could help the kids to make some gorgeous painted and decorated eggs for Easter, too.
• We love these easy-to-make Easter bonnet ideas, too!

We love this cute Easter-themed Inflatable Bunny Ears Ring Toss Game – perfect for your first (outdoor) family gathering. See more details here at Amazon.

What have you got planned for the Easter holidays? Check out our fab Easter ideas like our easy Easter crafts , and join the chat over on our Coffeehouse forum:

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